Oceanography Enthusiast Gifts

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Hey, Bozo, I'm a crab, not a lobster.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I blame global warming!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."