Oceanography Admirer Gifts

"Half man/half shark week"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Try me/try me/try me...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Artifishial Intelligence

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"She's just being Koi."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Easter Island Shades...

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'