Oceanography Admirer Pillows

"Half man/half shark week"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

"She's just being Koi."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'