Ocean Journey Admirer Gifts

'California: Here I come!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

The one that got away

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

Artifishial Intelligence

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Easter Island Shades...

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'