Oceanfront Admirer Gifts

I got a beach house.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Krill, baby, krill."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.