Ocean Admirer Gifts

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

'Ocean view, or would you prefer to watch them fight over the will?'

Octopus juggling balls.

"Nice lip piercing."

"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."

Thirsty Fish.

'Thanks! I do a lot of swimming.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'They must be from the Christian school...'

'You know what, you're right: I should have looked at the map earlier...'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

'None of your business!'

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'The other stuff is all okay, but You sure created great whales!'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Holy Mackerel

"I see the hotel Costa Plaza is still without running water."

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'I can see the sea!'

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

"We'll be needing an ink sample."

Pirates go blind.

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'