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"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

'Ocean view, or would you prefer to watch them fight over the will?'

Octopus juggling balls.

"Nice lip piercing."

"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."

Thirsty Fish.

'Thanks! I do a lot of swimming.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'You know what, you're right: I should have looked at the map earlier...'

'None of your business!'

'They must be from the Christian school...'

'The other stuff is all okay, but You sure created great whales!'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'Very funny, William. Take it off! You're scaring the other students.'

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Female lifeguard has lots of male victims

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Kayaker Meets Sea Monster

'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''

Diet for sharks

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

La cage aux folles

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."