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'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'