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"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"It makes me want to pee."

How Swordfish Are Born

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"