Seascape Admirer Gifts

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Shark infested custard!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Roads with a view.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"