Sea Spectacle Admirer Gifts

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

How Swordfish Are Born

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"