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'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"It makes me want to pee."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Shark infested custard!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"