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'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Holiday time.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"It makes me want to pee."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."