Water View Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm really not fond of water, but I admit water views are quite nice..."

Holiday time.

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I like fountains very much!"

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

Canoe Carriers

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.