Waterfront Enthusiast T-Shirts

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Gone Bookkeepin'

Lifesaver!

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Bankside

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

A family playing in the sea

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Children playing around a water pump

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"