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'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

"What harm could it do...?!?"

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

Man with seagull on his head

'How can you be so clumsy, Fred? That's the third time today you've tripped in the sand!'

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

Island man

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Accident near the Pier

Boys offering to take women out in a rowing boat for the price of a shilling

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

Man falling out of a bathing machine

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Beach Barbecue

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.