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"I thought what happened at the Jersey Shore, stayed at the Jersey Shore?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Iliadette.

Boat wedding.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.