Seaside Lovers Gifts

"I thought what happened at the Jersey Shore, stayed at the Jersey Shore?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Surf Casting

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.