Seaside Humor Lover Gifts

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Sandy Floss

Scene on the English coast.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'This is totally bananas!'

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Fortune telling

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

World's sma.... llest beach

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'You been sleep walking again?'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

The Cliff Whites of Dover