Comical Seaside Enthusiast Gifts

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Scene on the English coast.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Rubber Ring

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Champagne and Oysters

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

School Crossing

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"What harm could it do...?!?"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

'You been sleep walking again?'