Sea Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Fish Eye Tests.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Prawn Shop

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Clam

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'I hate these school reunions.'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

School Crossing

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

Pants on the mast

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"Offishial business, ma'am."