Aquatic Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

'Oh great - There goes the neighbourhood! They're going to bring down bowl prices in the area!'

"Ooops. Excuse me. The bubbles gave it away, didn't they?"

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"Offishial business, ma'am."

"Hey - you're over the limit. Throw me back."

"This is an intervention, Goldie."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

Fish with human trophy on wall.

I told you not to eat that Blowfish.

'It's a typical horror novel: A fish out of water story...'

'The weather forecast says it remains wet.'

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"This birthday balloon gig is a little degrading. Don't you think?"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

How Lawyers Evolved.

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