Aquatic Humorist Gifts

Fish Farm.

Duck with outboard motor.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Dolphin Court

'And John has been caught too... Oh well, the good news is that they've reached their quota for this month: We should be safe for a few days...'

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"You could almost say that meeting us is some kind of religious experience: People tend to start praying..."

To Do: Swim, Forget, Swim, Forget, Swim....

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."

'So, when did the vet say it came come off?'

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"Well, the hook in my mouth was this big"

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

A fish-eye lens.

'Mom, you won't believe who I brought home for dinner.'

'Watch your language... here comes a monkfish.'

I'm retaining air.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"Oh God, I'm having a thought!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Shellfie!"

"I don't care if the goldfish does love it - call a plumber!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

". . . And all liquids are out!"

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

I told you two to go before we left.

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

Fish Tall Stories

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

Man on diving board with deep sea diver waiting his turn.

'I'm a Pisces.'