Aquatic Comedian Gifts

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Just the bait, please."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Spawning in Seedy Waters.

Walking the goldfish

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"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

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"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

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Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).