Sea Comedian Gifts

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Emergency Sails.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Did you find our menorah?

Shark food pyramid.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'I think its being tapped.'

Fish Farm.

'I got one this small.'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'He was born to the sea.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'