Sea Comedy Aficionado Gifts

Backwards Buccaneers

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Fish Farm.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'He was born to the sea.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

School Crossing

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Hopkins!?!

Fisherman catches a mine.

Fish Eye Tests.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'You been sleep walking again?'

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

I can't stand it when they double park!

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

Sworn Anenome

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

Sardine Funeral.

"Who farted?"

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Emergency Sails.

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."