Sea Comedy Aficionado Gifts

Backwards Buccaneers

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Fish Farm.

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'He was born to the sea.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Hopkins!?!

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

School Crossing

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'You been sleep walking again?'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Fish Eye Tests.

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

I can't stand it when they double park!

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Emergency Sails.

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

"Who farted?"

Sardine Funeral.

Sworn Anenome

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

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