Oceanic Humor Aficionado Gifts

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Prawn Shop

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

School Crossing

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Fish's Revenge.