Oceanic Humor Aficionado Gifts

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Prawn Shop

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

When the prey becomes the predator.

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

School Crossing

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'