Oceanic Humor Admirer Gifts

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

School Crossing

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

"What did the plankton say to the whale? I can't believe you're baleen on me!...Get it? Baleen?....Whoa! Tough crowd."