Oceanic Humor Appreciator Gifts

Beats me how me got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Jelly Fish

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

School Crossing

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

'What children live in the sea?'