Ocean Humor Aficionado Gifts

Make yourself look bigger!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'