Ocean Humor Lover Gifts

'I'm getting old and find it hard to zap prey, so, I've bought myself a taser...'

Sworn Anenome

Why Squid and Octopuses Don't Play Ball Games

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Shark food pyramid.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'