Sea Humor Lover Gifts

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

'You been sleep walking again?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Shark food pyramid.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Fisherman catches a mine.

'I hate these school reunions.'

School Crossing

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'