Sea Humor Lover Gifts

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

'You been sleep walking again?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

The guardrail brings it up to code.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

School Crossing

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

'I hate these school reunions.'

' You'll have to come see my weekend place in Cornwall.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"