Marine Humor Lover Gifts

Octopus and Swordfish

(Cursing symbols) overachiever.

"Does this Easter bonnet make me look fat?"

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Sponge Blog

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'