Marine Humor Admirer Gifts

'Isn't that nice? They invited us over for lunch. . .'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

Hmmm

'I hate these school reunions.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Fingerlings.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Submarine on the Beach.

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'