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'Isn't that nice? They invited us over for lunch. . .'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Hmmm

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'I hate these school reunions.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Fingerlings.

Submarine on the Beach.

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

"Oh boy, that's no fireworks, it's a distress flare! Let's go and investigate. . ."