Maritime Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

"But...gent-lee..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Flotsam and Jetson

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

The guardrail brings it up to code.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'