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'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Recalculating

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Victorian Royal Navy

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

Flotsam and Jetson

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

He loved a sea very much

"First time paddleboarding?"