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'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Recalculating

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

He loved a sea very much

"First time paddleboarding?"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"