Maritime Humor Appreciator Prints

"But...gent-lee..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Victorian Royal Navy

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'