Whimsical Marine Admirer T-Shirts

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Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Scuba cow"

Shark infested custard!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Watching Sea Life.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A meeting on the pier

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Vitruvian Manatee

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

The Octopuss.