Whimsical Marine Admirer Gifts

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Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Scuba cow"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Watching Sea Life.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A meeting on the pier

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

Vitruvian Manatee

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Starfish doing the wave.

"Wait -- can I be enormous spoon tonight?"

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."