Marine Art Admirer Gifts

Impassioned by art.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

A meeting on the pier

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

One of a kind.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."