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Impassioned by art.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

A meeting on the pier

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

One of a kind.

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Octopus Baseball Fan