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"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Whale Watch Tours.

'I got one this small.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"