Artistic Marine T-Shirts

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Another nice wave.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Is really wet, here!"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Octopus Baseball Fan

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'