Artistic Marine T-Shirts

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Another nice wave.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

The Hudson River School of Art.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Is really wet, here!"

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"