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'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Use your imagination.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Sponge Blog

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Fingerlings.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Diver disguised as a fish

"Oh boy, that's no fireworks, it's a distress flare! Let's go and investigate. . ."

"This spring break let's go hit the beach."