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"The crew is getting restless, captain."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"He's a keeper!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"I've been at loose ends lately."