Maritime Art Enthusiast Gifts

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"He's a keeper!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Shark food pyramid.

"Call me Ishmael."

"I've been at loose ends lately."