Sea Art Aficionado Gifts

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Victorian Royal Navy

The Hudson River School of Art.

Aquaman on motorcycle.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Octopus Charades

Law School Sharks

'I'm not really hungry but I keep eating tons of fish because I need the Omega 3 fish oil to help lower my triglycerides.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

The tide was out.

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

"In order to survive the shark needs to move constantly."

"Get lost, you bum!"