Underwater Art Enthusiast Gifts

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Puss in cement boots"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

Dry Cleaning

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

'Say, this is interesting.'