Underwater Artist Gifts

Diver disguised as a fish

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

The Hudson River School of Art.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

Rainbow violin surfers

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

The dream works when the team works!

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Every school has a class clown.'

That Sinking Feeling

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Grace under pressure

'You're a little overweight.'

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Octopus Manicure.

Goldfish

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'